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Posted: Friday, September 8, 2006 6:47 am | Updated: 2:49 pm, Fri Oct 7, 2011.

“Because you, among others, still like to deify Ronald Reagan, the safety around our nation’s airports has never been the same since Mr. Reagan fired all of the professional air traffic controllers.”

“So Sen. McCain is now vouching for Sen. Kyl. Who is going to vouch for Sen. McCain?”

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“Politicians are trying to change their lyrics, but they will still dance to the same old party-line beat if re-elected.”

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“If we leave Iraq now, we are not turning it over to the so-called terrorists. We’re turning it over the duly elected democratic government that we wanted so much.”

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“For the Venter saying everything will be great if Democrats win all three branches of government: Yay, let’s go back to real high taxes and let’s let all the terrorists around the world gain strength again.”

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“Shame, shame, shame on you, Jim Pederson, for being naughty, naughty, naughty, for those nasty, nasty, nasty ads.”

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“Yes, gasoline prices are coming down and yes, it’s because of actions by President Bush. But it’s also because there’s an election coming up. Let’s wait and see what happens after the election.”

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“It turns out the Valerie Plame scandal had nothing whatever to do with President Bush trying to smear Joe Wilson or his wife, and everything to do with Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame trying to smear President Bush.”

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“If the director of the British TV drama ‘Death of a President’ had used the queen of England instead of President Bush, would do you think the English people would do to the director? Tar and feathers, maybe?”

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“To Tuesday’s Venter complaining about pilots in New Mexico dropping water bottles to illegal immigrants as aiding and abetting felons. The vast majority of illegal border crossers in this country are only committing misdemeanors.”

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“If it were not for the illegal immigrants in this country and the situation we’re in, I would probably vote a straight Democratic ticket in November. But I’m sure the Democrats just want to give them amnesty. I’m not going for that at all.”

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“Even if there were no religions, we would still have wars because most people are selfish and believe that what belongs to you is theirs, and will try to take it away from you.”

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“If there were no religions, the world would not exist. We would have destroyed it, and ourselves, long ago.”

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“Concerning (Warren) Jeffs, what has happened to the right of religious freedom?”

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“I feel sorry for the poor farmers who can’t get anybody to pick their crops. Of course, they can do like every other businessman has done in that situation. They can pay a better wage.”

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“I don’t have a master’s (degree) and I don’t have an associate arts (degree). Actually, I don’t even have a high school diploma. But I make $52,000 a year.”

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