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Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009 5:42 pm | Updated: 2:22 am, Sat Oct 8, 2011.

“President Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize, mmm, mmm, mmm. Well, public school teachers can create a new song for Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm. Thank God for home schooling, mmm, mmm, mmm.”

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“President Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize, mmm, mmm, mmm. Well, public school teachers can create a new song for Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm. Thank God for home schooling, mmm, mmm, mmm.”

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“Enough with the station logos and promos of what is coming up next that flash across the bottom and corner of shows on television. They take up too much space, and are more of a distraction than any help. Newscasts should watch their shows to see what the viewers see.”

“Remember the old days when Publishers Clearing House just used to sell good, clean, all-American magazines? I see in the packet I got from them today that they are now selling sexually explicit DVDs. Why does this not surprise me? I’m sure their sales will go through the roof and there will be more and more sexual predators walking the streets and online with our children. Where did our old America go?”

“Yes! By all means, let’s inject even more religion into the U.S. government! I can’t wait until the wisdom of the Great Zoroaster is controlling our lives! Oh wait, you meant 'only Christian.’ Um, how about Mormonism then? No, not 'majority’ enough for you, eh? How about Catholicism? ... Quaker? Pentecostal? Branch Davidian? Space Aliens For Jesus?”

“Call me grumpy, call me old, call me stubborn — but I never liked how the Diamondbacks shucked their beautiful purple team colors for everyday stupid red. Major mistake. They lost me as a fan and I ain’t gettin’ over it and I ain’t comin’ back.”

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