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Posted: Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:21 am | Updated: 11:57 pm, Fri Oct 7, 2011.

 “Fire the (Phoenix) Suns management that hired Shaq. Fire (Scott) Bordow for suggesting (Mike) D’Antoni be fired. But don’t fire D’Antoni. He had to deal with mess he was handed!”

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“Fire the (Phoenix) Suns management that hired Shaq. Fire (Scott) Bordow for suggesting (Mike) D’Antoni be fired. But don’t fire D’Antoni. He had to deal with mess he was handed!”

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“No one believed me when I said I was going to put a hex on the Suns again. Believe me now? The Diamondbacks better pay attention. All their games are on cable/dish TV. That’s why I put the hex on them and the Suns last year.”

“Yet another accusation of a teacher having a sexual relationship with a student in Saturday’s Tribune. This is almost a daily occurrence now. Where is the outrage? Why aren’t we enacting new laws with harsh penalties for people in a position of authority as other states are?”

“With the global food crisis, it is time to stop looking at corn/ethanol and water/hydrogen as fuel sources. Using up all the oil is way better then using up all the food and water.”

I wonder if your readers know that there is enough natural gas reserves off the Florida panhandle coast to last the USA some 50 years and there is enough oil reserves off the California coasts and Alaska to last us at least that long. Why are we paying $3.50 for gasoline?”

“There are four groups of people that have caused our energy problem. First is the Democrats in Congress, who fight drilling for oil. Second would be all the environmental groups who fight drilling and building more refineries. Third would be oil companies with their greed. And finally is all of you folks who purchase these vehicles that get less than 15 mpg.”

“Anyone who believes that oil companies, if allowed to increase domestic drilling, will sell that oil domestically for less than they could make on the open market is dreaming.”

“You atheists better pray you are right!”

“The proof of the existence of God is all around us, unlike the Darwinists that believe an assumption based upon a guess equals fact.”

“I know humans faced extinction — but I don’t think it was 70,000 years ago, and it wasn’t a drought (Tribune, Saturday). It was a flood, and only eight survived in the ark and the world became populated again through them! Science is always finding things that have already been recorded in the oldest history book.”

“I think PBS’ series called ‘Carrier’ is not very good. Sections reminded of me Jerry Springer because it got so detailed about personal situations. Why do people permit themselves to be on camera at times like that?”

“It always amazes me that after a shooting tragedy like the one in New York, the so-called ‘black leaders’ don’t have an education campaign saying ‘young men, if you are pulled over by the police, throw your hands in the air and everyone will go home safe.’ ”

“How could the greatest nation on earth be on the path to electing a president from this crop of rejects?”

“My tool box has only two items — a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40. Instructions are simple. If it moves, duct tape it. If it doesn’t, spray it with WD-40.”

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