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Posted: Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:51 pm | Updated: 10:24 pm, Fri Oct 7, 2011.

"When I saw the article in the paper (Wednesday) in regards to all of the school supply donations collected for the needy, I couldn't believe what I was reading. They do not need all of the stuff listed. I'd say 75 percent of it is such an extra."

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"When I saw the article in the paper (Wednesday) in regards to all of the school supply donations collected for the needy, I couldn't believe what I was reading. They do not need all of the stuff listed. I'd say 75 percent of it is such an extra."

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"Tom Horne is superintendent of public instruction for two reasons. One, he's a Republican. And two, he wants to be the next governor."

"As long as Muqtada al-Sadr keeps his militia in its uneasy peace, the (Iraq) surge will 'work.' Once he unleashes it, all hell will break loose - surge or no surge. By that time, I hope our troops will be safely home with their loved ones."

"Can't stand that smarmy (Barack) Obama, but now that Iraq is kicking us out, I can vote for (John) McCain and still get out of Iraq. Cool."

"Why so serious?"

"Why is that Superstition Springs Mall charges $3 for a carousel ride? That's outrageous. Give the children a break!"

"To the venter (Wednesday) saying the cat got shot because was eating birds or going in someone's sand box. You are as much a moron as the owner. You are ignorant. You don't seem to know anything about animal instincts, or maybe the owner's responsibility of training of this animal."

"This is to publicly thank the man who works for a towing company and went out of his way last week to return credit cards and (a) driver's license. It was a pleasure to meet an honest man!"

"The vent (Wednesday) that blames our economy on the war, get real! We will not have to worry about a poor economy if we don't stop terrorism. Maybe you would like to see another 3,000 people get killed?"

"I am overwhelmed by the amount of law firm TV ads every day. The message seems to say, 'It's OK to get a DUI ticket. Our firm will get you off.' They are in the same league as 'ambulance chasers.'"

"If Republicans are the only idea of what intelligent life is here on earth (Vent, Tuesday), I am so glad that I'm dumber than a box of rocks."

"Can you explain why a proposal by a congressman to have a requirement to have alternate fuel, especially (compressed natural gas) is going to take until 2018, when every other country in the world has that option when you buy a car?"

"Not one man is going to change this country of ours. Not one man is going to change the garbage of our government. Our government is a government for itself, of itself and by itself."

"I sure love watching Channel 15 weather forecasts with Rich Dahlquist. His movements distract me from watching the weather, though. I just love that man."

"Regarding people parking in handicapped spots that have invisible illnesses, I also have one of those invisible handicaps. I also have an invisible handicap plate."

"I've been juggling with the idea of trying to enlighten some of the bozos who daily disgrace this column. Fortunately, I've just snagged a full-time position as the ringmaster at a local clown college."

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