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Posted: Sunday, April 28, 2013 11:14 am | Updated: 9:19 am, Fri May 3, 2013.

“When is the City of Mesa going to do something about the homeless downtown? They defecate and urinate in doorways of business and walking downtown is not a pleasant experience. It used to be a nice place, but that has changed.”

“Republicans are on the right track. They need to shrink the government even more and get these flight delays turned into days instead of hours. Three cheers for austerity.”

“One can only assume Ms. Napolitano, along with others in the Obama administration, will be issued their final check this month. And if not, why not?”

“When the Jody Arias jurors were selected they were told the trial would be over long before now. If I were on the jury, and since most of the delay is from the ridiculously drawn out defense testimony, I would vote for the death penalty just for wasting three months of my life while trying to get away with murder.”

“Why not give amnesty to all the illegals? We already have the wonderful Mexican gangs here. Lets show them they don`t have to obey our laws and reward them for coming here illegally.”

“The Postal Service paid about $40 million to be the title sponsor of Armstrong’s teams for six of his seven Tour de France victories. The filing in U.S. district court in Washington, D.C., says the USPS paid Armstrong $17 million from 1998 to 2004. My question is, why did the Postal Service spend money it didn’t have? That’s our tax money at work!”

“I am sick and tired of David Rich trying to convince us all to become vegans. Well, I have just one word to say to that: NUTS!”

“Is Ben Arredondo enjoying his pension? Who says crime doesn’t pay!”

“If guns kill people, then spoons make people obese, and we need an executive order to register, then collect, them.”

“If the legislature determines that life begins at 6 weeks or the sound of a heartbeat, then mandatory fetus support should also begin at 6 weeks or the sound of the heartbeat to pay for prenatal care for every woman a man impregnates.”

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