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Posted: Monday, April 30, 2007 4:20 am | Updated: 7:49 pm, Fri Oct 7, 2011.

“Why does Zillow.com list my nextdoor neighbor’s home value as $14,000 higher than mine when our well-maintained homes are identical in age, square footage and floor plans? I actually have the larger lot.”

“If NAU, U of A, and ASU do not go according to a person’s nationality, then why is it when they ask for the top 10 percent of a graduating class … they ask what the person’s nationality is? We all know they are using affirmative action.”

“It’s just horrible that that man would feed his puppy to a snake, unless it’s a Rottweiler or a pit bull puppy.”

“Let me have that scumbag who did that to that little puppy. I’d oil him up and feed him to a crocodile.”

“Why doesn’t pretty Cindy McCain go back to her elegant, short hair style, instead of the mop look? That wouldn’t fly in the White House.”

“I wonder how many local, state, and federal employees are on paid administrative leave?”

“Don’t know if you all have noticed. But I have, and confirmed, we are living in the Twilight Zone.”

“The Democrats aren’t smart enough to remember the end of Vietnam. It will be the killing fields all over in Iraq. Tens of thousands of Iraqis will be slaughtered.”

“Kudos to Sen. Joe Lieberman, the only Democrat who voted for victory in Iraq.”

“Maybe somebody should tell George Bush the country’s support is called the National Guard, not the International Guard.”

“For all of the right-wingers who call George Bush their commanderin-chief, read for the first time the Constitution of the United States: Article 2, Section 2. He’s commanderin-chief only of active military, not you people.”

“A venter thinks it’s time to nationalize the oil and gas industry. Apparently, he doesn’t realize that 95 percent of the world’s oil companies already are nationalized, and 95 percent of the world pays a lot more for gas than we do.”

“Any 17-year-old girl who goes to any man’s home for a massage is either incredibly stupid or incredibly clever.”

“To the venter (Friday) on eBay sellers paying taxes, I’ll pay taxes when the IRS shows me the law (that says) I’ve got to pay taxes.”

“In regard to the (illegal immigrant) march May 1 to the Capitol, Joe Arpaio needs to get on TV, radio and the newspaper and tell them to come on down, the buses are waiting, we’ll load you up and we’ll take you back to Mexico where you belong.”

“Why is that the presidential debates are only on cable TV? Not everyone can afford cable, and yet we are still able to vote.”

“I watched the Democratic debate the other night. It didn’t look like a debate to me. It looked like a Bushbashing news conference.”

“Us liberals love Toyota. They make high-quality products at reasonable prices and they pay executives less than millions and millions of dollars.”

“News and more news about sex offenders. Wonder what those fellows would do if they knew they would be neutered if they were caught?”

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