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The Vent: Jan. 7

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Posted: Friday, January 7, 2011 4:00 am

“Rush Limbaugh was born to a prominent family of judges, authors and legislators in Cape Girardeau, Mo. At age 16, he became enthralled with radio. Not unlike Reagan, he even did sportscasting. He dropped out of college, not giving studies the requisite seriousness needed. Eventually he took over from Morton Downey Jr. in Sacramento, Calif. Unlike Reagan, he did not pursue politics as an elected official. Rather he pursued it as a self-taught pundit, knowing how to pander to his constitutent listeners, the fools who ‘elected’ him king of the conservative movement.”

“Ding dong the witch is dead.  Nancy Pelosi is no longer in line for the presidency.”

“I think the raunchy videos being made on an aircraft carrier by the captain should be investigated by Rep. Ben Quayle, or maybe the WWII sailor could throw the captain overboard.”

“Last year my wife and I visited Switzerland. She

was pregnant and the baby was born while there. Imagine my surprise when I learned my baby could not even be eligible to be a Swiss citizen for 12 years. I told them they must be mistaken since all you have to do is come across the U.S. border and ‘presto,’ you were a citizen!”

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