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Posted: Monday, December 15, 2008 6:09 pm | Updated: 10:19 pm, Fri Oct 7, 2011.

“Sure, take a photo of me going 10 mph over posted, unrealistic speed limits so I can send my hard-earned money to Australia instead of patronizing my local economy that desperately needs it.”

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“Sure, take a photo of me going 10 mph over posted, unrealistic speed limits so I can send my hard-earned money to Australia instead of patronizing my local economy that desperately needs it.”

Have more to say? Send in your vent

“I wonder if Barack Obama realizes how dim his future really is. He’s about to take the helm of the Titanic about four minutes away from contact with the iceberg.”

“Somebody should tell Obama that he has won the election now. He can stop distorting the truth.”

“Only a liberal would be delusional enough to believe that Obama crawled out of the same thug-infested Chicago cesspool as Blagojevich, Ayers, Wright and the Jacksons and didn’t get any on him. The media that got him elected is going to have its work cut out keeping him golden.”

“I do not blame the governor for not resigning. What happens if, before the inauguration, Obama is assassinated or otherwise dies? (Joe) Biden will have a completely different cabinet. She is staying on because we elected her to be there.”

“Shame on you, Bank of America. You received the bailout money from the federal government and then turned around and sent the consumers an insert that was asking them to accept a raise of ARP interest rates up to 25.5 percent.”

“The United States spent many years cleaning up toys and making them safe for children to play with. Big business turned it all over to China and we are back where we started 50 years ago.”

“I am appalled with the frequent spelling errors in this paper. I do want to know about the man who suffered a dog “bight.” Is that a new combo word for fight and bite?”

“A venter bemoans the lack of good grammar taught in schools as they relate to ‘future plans.’ If he had stayed awake in his own English class, he’d realize all plans are of the future; this is a classic redundancy. Go to the back of the class.”

“If we should be a peaceful nation without using might, shouldn’t we be at peace with each other first? Every year, we have at least 80,000 deaths from alcohol and tobacco, 40,000 fatalities resulting from car crashes and 30,000 homicides. What’s that all about?”

“Graffiti is a basic sign of gang cowardice. It is brought about by ignorant family upbringing, and it is scribbled by immature imbeciles. Gang members, look these words up in your dictionary.”

“It’s kind of sad, but I saw on the news that the unemployment rate going up has really helped recruiters for the military. I wonder if it’s possible to eventually get some of the military support jobs back into the military, instead of outside contractors.”

“Who is Billy Mays and why is he screaming at me? Whatever he is selling, I already have or don’t need. Tell him to quit screaming at me. I will not buy what he is selling.”

“It’s time to drag out and fluff up our 27-year-old fake Christmas tree. When it’s decorated with glittery ornaments, multi-colored twinkling lights, and family-made mementos, it’s absolutely beautiful.”

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