First, the media wanted the nation to heal, and now, they want the Sandy Hook school’s 911 tapes to be released to the public. In essence, it’s nothing but cheap unwarranted media sensationalism which will feed the ‘kooks’ to produce more of the same. But, as we all know, tragedy sells.
Aliens: With all the issues pressing on the Congress, they have decided to discuss the plausibility of ‘aliens’ existing. This is an issue to use up the time between now and when Congress goes on Christmas sabbatical next week.
Well, sir, let me tell you: Congress doesn’t have to look too far, we do have aliens’ right here in Washington. They’re called politicians — “spaced and far out.”