Where Alaskans loved Sarah Palin both before and while she ran for vice president, her cut-and-run on the balance of her term as governor did cost her a bit of North Slope charm. But not down here! Sarah is coming to Scottsdale real soon!
Down south under Sarah's wisdom and understanding, an American hero becomes a British agent riding through every Middlesex village and farm warning the folk to be up and to arm. That lesson learned from Sarah's visit to the Old North Church bell tower must have rung soundly her Liberty Bell of Second Amendment rights. Never mind that the British had not heard those church bells ringing (Paul used lanterns, my dear, you know... one if by land and two if my sea) and were not aware of the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere until they met opposition at Lexington, then Concord, which as Michele Bachmann reminds us, are two New Hampshire communities, not very far west of Boston, Maine! Time to go fix me some New Mexican King Crab Chowder. It's sure to become a hit on weekends in Cave Creek!
Dale Whiting, Chandler