"You've got to be kidding me. At the governor's state of the state speech, there were protesters from the left that were both protesting killing animals for hunting, and supporting abortion at the same time? And they have the nerve to call conservatives crazy!"
"Why oh why are Republican seniors so eager to vote against their own best interests?"
"With full knowledge and actively assisting in the cover up of Jerry Sandusky's activities, the Penn State bookstore was selling his autobiography ‘Touched'. Is the full name of that institution secretly ‘Penn State Academy for Child Molestation'? The donations to Penn State actually increased after Sandusky was exposed. Talk about aiding and abetting."
"With the Democrats in charge of the Senate and the White House, who needs foreign enemies? Americans have all the homegrown ones they can handle."
"Don't they teach the difference between lose and loose in schools anymore?"
"I hope the Democrats nominate Vermin Supreme. He is far better qualified than Obama."
"There have been over 1 million people go through Sheriff Joe's facilities. They claim there are 4 million people in the Phoenix area (not counting invading aliens). That means that close to one out of four people have enjoyed Sheriff Joe's hospitality. So when you read posts raging about Sheriff Joe, keep in mind that there is a very good possibility that person was a recipient of Sheriff Joe's hospitality."
"Obama's Chief of Staff Bill Daley is quitting to return to Chicago to work on Obama's re-election campaign. Obama needs as many crooked Daleys as possible to help deliver a win using illegal aliens with no IDs."
"How did America's First Lady, Michelle Obama, become the Leona Helmsley of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? Well, she did it the old-fashioned way, she earned it."
"DPS officer Carrick Cook says ‘On a scale of zero to 10, zero being stone cold sober, if you're anything other than a zero, you shouldn't be driving.' What freakin' planet does officer Cook live on? That's just ludicrous. Further, that's not the law. Hey officer Cook, how about DPS spending the same amount of time, money and effort enforcing equally dangerous distracted driving. Like soccer moms with three unruly pre-pubescent kids, driving their 4-ton SUVs in the carpool lane at 80 mph, while talking on their cell phone and putting on makeup. Talk about an accident waiting to happen."
"I just saw on the news that Arizona's crime rate has gone down two times the national average since we have been focusing on immigration and car theft. Shouldn't we be celebrating? Instead of celebrating, our sheriff is under fire from the White House as well as some special interest groups. Whose side are these people on? True, that the ends don't always justify the means, but when it comes to reducing crime, ‘You can't argue with success.' Maybe the White House should be getting to the bottom of why Eric Holder allowed all of those assault rifles to be given away only to kill some of our agents. There's a real story. Let's keep reducing crime in Arizona."