"Banks used to be robbed by people. Now banks rob people."
"Rick Perry, governor of Texas, is thinking of running for president. Hmmm... Didn't we already have a Texas governor as president? As Sarah Palin would say, ‘How'd that work out for ya?' "
"People want Pearce to quit in advance of the recall election because they know they are going to lose."
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