"Russell Pearce should quietly slip into the capitol, find a dead rat and slip a boarding pass in its mouth. Then he could proudly proclaim that he would love to furnish those pesky Fiesta Bowl receipts but the rats ate 'em."
"To the person that quoted James Garner about Reagan: So what is different about the current resident of the White House? At least Reagan didn't need a teleprompter to relay the ideas of others."
"To people who put garage sale signs on poles with tape: Please take the time to remove your tape when you remove your sign. I saw a man jump out of his car with a utility knife in hand, walk up to his garage sale sign on a pole and cut the tape at the top and bottom of the sign to remove the sign, leaving his ugly sun-baked duct tape for someone else to clean up."
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