"Mayor Scott Smith needs to have a ribbon cutting ceremony with champagne for his consolidated canal paths and traffic lights. I have seen no one walking on these heat strips. I guess they don't like the smell of rubber burning."
"So the governor wants to move up the presidential primary to late January. I have a better idea: Let's select by acclimation someone who has no chance, like Ron Paul, and save the millions of taxpayer dollars it costs to hold this beauty contest."
"With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, and severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of valley fever and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
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