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The Vent: Dec. 17

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Posted: Friday, December 17, 2010 3:00 am

“With children dying at the hands of their caretakers, residents homeless and unemployed, we have venters complaining about barking dogs. Shame on you. Go volunteer your time and make a difference in life.”

“No nativity scene in Washington this year? The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in the United States capital this Christmas. This isnt for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men in our nation’s capital. A search for a virgin continues also. There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the capital.”

“I feel so much more confident that the TSA’s nude photos of airline passengers will never be released now that I know the government couldn’t even prevent half a million classified national security documents from being posted on WikiLeaks.”

“It’s going to be a good Christmas at our house this year.  I’ve taken on the same theory as the federal government.  I’m using money from 2065 to pay for presents.  Hope my kids appreciate what I’m doing for them!”

All Democrats want for Christmas is for Sarah Palin to run for president in 2012 and it looks like Santa is going to deliver it gift wrapped.

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