"Right on, Mike McClellan. I'm glad you agree with Tea Party ideas on smaller government. Let's reduce the lavish salaries and pensions of the teachers in our state and pay them on merit instead of tenure and make charter schools the norm, rather than the rule."
"Four thousand empty junior high seats were created when the district moved ninth graders to the high schools. One can only assume most of the teachers were also moved to the high schools, not fired."
"You know what you call a Democrat who makes as many verbal gaffes as Rick Perry? Vice president."
"Texas Gov. Rick Perry has once again shown just how dumb he is and unqualified to be our president. Hey, wait a minute! Didn't we already have a dumb governor of Texas as our president?"
"For you ‘women should be pregnant in summer, barefoot in winter' guys who think poor Herman Cain is being maligned: from a woman's point-of-view, if it walks like a chauvinist pig, oinks like a chauvinist pig, looks like a chauvinist pig, then it's probably a chauvinist pig."
"I would like to see the NBA owners throw out the current selfish players and bring in new ones. The players want a fair deal, baloney. There are so many people having tough times. Think of all the people put out of work because they want their extra millions. If they do sign and come back, my family won't be watching the jerks. Go Sun Devils and local area high school teams!"