"Good news. The illegal immigration problem will be solved as soon as the 2012 elections are over. It's only common sense to see what's going on. The Dems need the Hispanic vote to get Obama and other Dems re-elected. As soon as that happens, the Dems and the Republicans will come down on the illegals. The timing will be perfect for enforcing immigration laws and getting that fence built in 2013."
"President Bush had no choice but to not land right after Hurricane Katrina came through. It would have been too dangerous for him. I wouldn't even ask that idiot, Jimmy Carter, to land right after a hurricane."
"I would challenge all parents to do a little research on fluoride added to our drinking water. A resent study showed that 40 percent of teenagers have dental fluorosis caused by the overexposure to fluoride. Kids get enough fluoride from toothpastes and semi-annual dental visits. The cities could save hundreds of thousands of dollars if they stop adding this harmful chemical to our water."
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