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The Vent: April 17

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Posted: Sunday, April 17, 2011 3:15 am

“To all Birthers (idiots):

1. Visit hawaii.gov.

2. Search for ‘Obama birth certificate.’

3. Click the top hit, ‘Statement by Dr. Chiyome Fukino - hawaii.gov.’

4. Shut up!”

“On May 2, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals will hear oral arguments from plaintiff Wiley Drake and lawyer Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation, and others, arguing that Barack Hussein Obama must produce irrefutable proof that he is eligible to hold our nation’s highest office. Perhaps this time the court will request Obama’s elusive long form birth certificate.”

“Champions of 2nd Amendment rights should be pleased that the road-rage shoot-out in Gilbert proves how important it is for all

of us to carry guns. But wait, what if neither Fickes nor Bohls had a gun? We might have had a fist-fight in the parking lot, but Mr. Fickes would still be alive.”

“Would someone please tell me how many jobs bills the Republicans have introduced since they’ve had control of the House.”

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