“Steve Nash, don’t leave Phoenix! Please! New York is not a tax-friendly state and Toronto isn’t even in the United States! Yeah, I know you’re originally Canadian, but we can’t afford to lose you! Please stay with the Suns!”

“The reduced air tanker fleet for fighting wildfires is Obama’s Katrina. Huge fires in Colorado, hundreds of homes destroyed and they are without enough air tanker capacity to do anything but watch.”

“The Democrats that walked out on the Holder contempt vote reminded me of the little brat who would take his ball and storm home if he didn’t get a hit.”

“The only mistake Jan Brewer made when she shook her finger at Obama was . . . using the wrong finger!”