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Posted: Sunday, June 3, 2012 5:55 am

“Republicans: Trillions could be cut from budget if we eliminate empathy.”

“Everyone knows how fast you can wreck something compared to how long it takes to fix it. The GOP’s heavy hitter Dubya took a baseball bat to the economy for seven years. They expect someone to fix it in record time, and won’t even provide a roll of duct tape without using the GOP cop out battle cry, ‘How are you going to pay for it?’ ”

“I’m curious as to why Sheriff Joe sent his own deputy to Hawaii on the birther garbage instead of using Dog The Bounty Hunter, who is currently out of work. Sounds like excess employees at MCSO to me.”

“We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.”

“Abortion when you don’t want to deal with a pregnancy, aborting a baby when he or she isn’t the sex you desire; can it be too far down the road removing mom or dad if they become a crimp to your lifestyle?”

“HARP 2.0 helping Arizona? I am $50,000 underwater, never paid a mortgage payment late, have a Fannie Mae owned mortgage, and two and a half months after starting the process am still waiting to lower my payments. I had to write letters of explanation over items they found on my credit report from 10 years ago! They can change the mortgagee clause on my homeowners policy effective April 29, 2012 but can’t fund my new mortgage yet.”

“Looks like in Obama’s ‘new military’, you not only have to have take a soap-on-a-rope to shower (don’t drop the soap is no longer a warning just about slipping and falling) but now our military men and women must wear safety glasses 24/7 so they don’t get any body fluids (breast milk) accidentally shot in their eyes by breast-feeding sisters-in-arms. With the new regulations allowing women on the battlefied, maybe someone at the Pentagon should enlighten our Taliban/al-Qaida opponents not to shoot if they hear gurgling noises.”

“Mitt Romney claims his experience at Bain Capital qualifies him to run the country. Thats kind like the Undertaker saying he’s qualified to run the hospital because he knows his way around the graveyard.”

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